you know she's my best friend when
me:  *complains about insecurities*
her:  shut up, you're so cute
her:  in the most ugly kind of way
Mr.Widemouth

sixpenceee:

One of my favorite creepy stories from creepypasta.

It had a REALLY high rating. 

Reader beware you’re in for a scare ;) 

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sixpenceee:

Aren’t these babies adorable ?

Well guess what ?

They’re not real babies, they’re dolls. They’re called reborn dolls, and are made with material to make them weigh, look and feel like a real baby. 

Would you get one ?

inter-webs:

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

calmskiesfierynights:

Swoon

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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aboutthatfifthharmonylife:

chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.

I 100 percent agree with that comment ^

Lost Girl, ladies and gentlemen.

tupacabra:

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